Earlier this calendar month I take you guys forthe worst email sign - offsyou’d ever seen . Well , well , well , did you ever deliver . Many people ( understandably , as I am always right ) agree with me that “ Best ” is an chesty and repellant way to cap off your digital correspondence . But oh , there are peck of other terrible things you may add .
Cheers is the worst from anyone who is n’t from somewhere in the UK . Unless you ’re physically in my front we have beverage in our manus , criticize that tell on off you pretentious fucks . – LBCPooler
Sending stuff from your mobile phone is no exculpation to suck at emailing :
“ Sent from my fluid machine , please neglect literal error ” FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU – Hardwarewars
It ’s 2015 . All phones have spell cheque . find out how to proof your e-mail , no matter where you write them from . – tidymaze
“ forgive any literal … sent from my iphone / android ”
No . Fuck that . I ’m not forgiving your sorry ass literal error . Learn to type and/or spell . Do n’t blame your overemotional correspondence on your phone….because I ’m not … I’m charge you , fat fingers . You are a professional ( allegedly ) . Act like it . – UncleWalty
Images , like , who cares :
Anything with blessed images . – dorky67
No hippie shit :
“ Please consider the surround before print this e - mail . ”
I ’m print 100 copies to foresee - pretend your smugness . – Will H
People who send you a nasty flame and then signalize it “ Peace ” or “ Namaste ” are the speculative . – Mantelli
I work in a field full of pretentious blowhards who talk about “ health ” like it ’s some mystery . nigh every exclusive one of them have some funny apposition of citation in their email signature like “ Be the alteration you want to see in the earthly concern ” just above “ May you stay forever and a day untested . ” I rarely read these , because I never scroll that far or like that much . But there is one soul - destroying closing that a sizable nonage in my domain uses , and it makes me mad with madness when I see it :
Be Well .
FUUUUUUUUCK YOUR self-satisfied FACE . FUCK IT UNTIL IT BLEEDS . Be well ? Oh , like I need a reminder to generally be just kinda okay , and not sick , mentally or physically . Thanks for the nothing , in - my - grimace sense of general well - wishing at the end of a business email , you have-to doe with mess . Not to mention , maybe I am have a drizzling son of a bitch kind of twenty-four hours , and desire to be crashing poorly with a gang of rum and fat solid food . Thought about that , you email - closing Confucius ? – CromartieMcFly
First shoot down all attorney :
The five international mile tenacious disavowal full of completely unenforceable term . Like ones that preclude you from forward the substance even though the sender requests you send this on the right somebody . Okay , sometimes that ’s not your option , so the party is the jackhole and not the somebody doing the sending . – oldtaku
I do n’t care about signature , but I detest those “ this email is secret , blah blah blah ” which is essentially saying that if it ’s not for you , do n’t read it …
Well if it ’s not for me , do n’t fucking send it to me . And do n’t fucking put the disclaimer in 4pt baptistery , at the bottom of the fucking electronic mail , so that it ’s the last fucking thing I see . And besides , that disavowal has no sound groundwork . I ca n’t unsee what I see . So fuck you , murder that shit and reduce the size of the electronic mail you ’re sending , and stop fucking spamming me with tinker’s damn I do n’t care about ! – sg1969
This one is so bad that it is magnificent :
There were a mountain of contenders for Worst Sign - off type O ’ Them All . Then my evil fellow Ashley Feinberg reminded us that this exists …
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