01of 25"I feel so embarrassed."–Miley Cyrus,apologizingbefore the release of her back-baringVanity Fairphoto, to PEOPLE
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“I feel so embarrassed.”
–Miley Cyrus,apologizingbefore the release of her back-baringVanity Fairphoto, to PEOPLE
02of 25Mark Savage/ Elevation Photos"That’s fierce!"–Project Runwayseason four winnerChristian Siriano,on everything
02of 25
Mark Savage/ Elevation Photos
“That’s fierce!”
–Project Runwayseason four winnerChristian Siriano,on everything
03of 25Albert Ferreira/Startraks; Inset:Richie Buxo / Splash News Online"This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category. God knows I do."–Madonna,performing in Boston after the announcement of herdivorcefromGuy Ritchie
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Albert Ferreira/Startraks; Inset:Richie Buxo / Splash News Online
“This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”
–Madonna,performing in Boston after the announcement of herdivorcefromGuy Ritchie
04of 25Al Behrman/AP"You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick."– Former vice presidential candidateSarah Palin,introducing herselfto voters at the Republican National Convention
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Al Behrman/AP
“You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.”
– Former vice presidential candidateSarah Palin,introducing herselfto voters at the Republican National Convention
05of 25NBC"I can see Russia from my house!"–Tina Fey,impersonating Gov.Sarah Palin, onSaturday Night Live
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NBC
“I can see Russia from my house!”
–Tina Fey,impersonating Gov.Sarah Palin, onSaturday Night Live
06of 25
Ben/Dave/Victor/Bauer Griffin; INF
“I sit there and I’ll look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”
07of 25Axelle/Bauer Griffin"And now she’ll cook and clean for me."–Ellen DeGeneres,joking aboutPortia de Rossi’s domestic duties as hernew wife, to PEOPLE
07of 25
Axelle/Bauer Griffin
“And now she’ll cook and clean for me.”
–Ellen DeGeneres,joking aboutPortia de Rossi’s domestic duties as hernew wife, to PEOPLE
08of 25"I cried my eyelashes off."–Oprah Winfrey, on herreactionto then-presidential nomineeBarack Obama’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention
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“I cried my eyelashes off.”
–Oprah Winfrey, on herreactionto then-presidential nomineeBarack Obama’s acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention
09of 25Kevin Winter/Getty"Welcome to the makeup sex."– HostJon Stewart,acknowledging theend of the writers strikeas he opened the 80th Annual Academy Awards
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Kevin Winter/Getty
“Welcome to the makeup sex.”
– HostJon Stewart,acknowledging theend of the writers strikeas he opened the 80th Annual Academy Awards
10of 25Richard Young/Startraks"For my Blake, my Blake incarcerated."–Amy Winehouse,giving a shoutout to her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil, as she swept theGrammy Awards
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Richard Young/Startraks
“For my Blake, my Blake incarcerated.”
–Amy Winehouse,giving a shoutout to her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil, as she swept theGrammy Awards
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Gary Miller/Getty
–Matthew McConaughey,announcing that he was expectinghis first childwith girlfriendCamila Alves,on hisWeb site
12of 25"I’ll see you at the debates, bitches."–Paris Hilton,responding to Sen.John McCain’s use of her image in a presidentialcampaign adwith aspoof videoof her own, on FunnyorDie.com
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“I’ll see you at the debates, bitches.”
–Paris Hilton,responding to Sen.John McCain’s use of her image in a presidentialcampaign adwith aspoof videoof her own, on FunnyorDie.com
13of 25VALERY HACHE/AFP/Getty"It’sgreatfor the sex life."–Angelina Jolie,on the perks ofpregnancy, toEntertainment Weekly
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VALERY HACHE/AFP/Getty
“It’sgreatfor the sex life.”
–Angelina Jolie,on the perks ofpregnancy, toEntertainment Weekly
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Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic
“That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
15of 25ABC"I’m f—ing Matt Damon."–Sarah Silverman,in her Emmy Award winningmock videofor boyfriendJimmy Kimmel,on the 5th anniversary of his late night show
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ABC
“I’m f—ing Matt Damon.”
–Sarah Silverman,in her Emmy Award winningmock videofor boyfriendJimmy Kimmel,on the 5th anniversary of his late night show
16of 25ABCBen Affleck:“Thank God my daughter is too young [to understand].“Jimmy Kimmel:“Well, she’s our daughter now."– AfterKimmelandAffleckrevealedtheir star-studded revenge video – “I’m F–ingBen Affleck” – onSarah SilvermanandMatt Damon
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Ben Affleck:“Thank God my daughter is too young [to understand].“Jimmy Kimmel:“Well, she’s our daughter now.”
– AfterKimmelandAffleckrevealedtheir star-studded revenge video – “I’m F–ingBen Affleck” – onSarah SilvermanandMatt Damon
17of 25Dave M. Benett/Getty"I can snort you under the table."–Elton John,bickeringwith a tipsy Lily Allen onstage, at theGQMen of the Year Awards
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Dave M. Benett/Getty
“I can snort you under the table.”
–Elton John,bickeringwith a tipsy Lily Allen onstage, at theGQMen of the Year Awards
18of 25Gotcha Images / Splash News Online"Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, ‘So, is it true?’ “–Samantha Ronson,on the widespread curiosity about her relationship withLindsay Lohan,toHarper’s Bazaar
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Gotcha Images / Splash News Online
“Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, ‘So, is it true?’ "
–Samantha Ronson,on the widespread curiosity about her relationship withLindsay Lohan,toHarper’s Bazaar
19of 25Robert Hart"I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s."–Jessica Simpson,on what her boyfriendsput up with, to PEOPLE
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Robert Hart
“I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”
–Jessica Simpson,on what her boyfriendsput up with, to PEOPLE
20of 25Splash News Online"If I can’t get the girl, why don’t I just tell her I’m John Mayer?"–John Mayer,spoofing his songwriting abilities, onFunnyordie.com
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Splash News Online
“If I can’t get the girl, why don’t I just tell her I’m John Mayer?”
–John Mayer,spoofing his songwriting abilities, onFunnyordie.com
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Jason Merritt/FilmMagic; WENN
“I just want to say, it’s not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everyone, guy or girl, wants to be a slut.”
22of 25Jesse Grant/WireImage"I won’t go to a club now for less than $100,000."–Spencer Pratt,on how he makes a living courtesy of hisHillsfame, to David Letterman
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Jesse Grant/WireImage
“I won’t go to a club now for less than $100,000.”
–Spencer Pratt,on how he makes a living courtesy of hisHillsfame, to David Letterman
23of 25Insets: Kevin Mazur/WireImage; Valerie Macon/Getty"Maybeyou’rethe problem."–David Letterman,suggesting toLauren Conrada possible reason why she has issues with all of herHillsfriends, onLate Show
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Insets: Kevin Mazur/WireImage; Valerie Macon/Getty
“Maybeyou’rethe problem.”
–David Letterman,suggesting toLauren Conrada possible reason why she has issues with all of herHillsfriends, onLate Show
24of 25Swarbrick/Perez/INF"I’m still sober!"–Tatum O’Neal,followingher arrestfor buying cocaine, toThe New York Post
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Swarbrick/Perez/INF
“I’m still sober!”
–Tatum O’Neal,followingher arrestfor buying cocaine, toThe New York Post
25of 25Vince Flores/CelebrityPhoto; Inset:Steve Granitz/WireImage"She’s just fat!"–Felicity Huffman,squashing thepregnancy rumorssurrounding herDesperate Housewives' costarEva Longoria Parker,to PEOPLE
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Vince Flores/CelebrityPhoto; Inset:Steve Granitz/WireImage
“She’s just fat!”
–Felicity Huffman,squashing thepregnancy rumorssurrounding herDesperate Housewives' costarEva Longoria Parker,to PEOPLE
source: people.com
