You want to get fry excited about US civics ? Then quit with this “ One if by land , two if by ocean ” drivel and give them what they want : Godzilla stomping LA . Etsy artistAlternate Historieshas play pivotal moments in US story — but with monsters . [ EtsyviaApartment Therapy ]
The Boston Tea Party was really a two - fold success . Not only did it sternly ( and much deservedly ) urinate off the British , it drove off that pesky man - deplete Harbor Beast . It ’s a winnings - win !
The Mechanical Man sign the Declaration of Independence — everybody experience that . His key signature is the QR code just under John Hancock ’s .
Yeah , sure , a moo-cow kicked over a kerosene lamp — keep telling yourself that . But I ’ve never understand a saucer - shaped flying moo-cow what shoots lasers , have you ?
What ? Everybody have sex the current Washington Monument is a fake . The original monument was destroyed in the first register occurrence of macro - tentacle porn in the New World .
Dammit , people — who unleash the Kraken ? Do you have any estimate how many maiden over we ’ll have to habituate to get that thing back in its cage ?
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