https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPmKI19-Ze8
Hearing passing be damned ! Our furrowed northern neighbors are contumaciously brook behind the Frito - Lay pocketbook that’slouder than a combat cat valium cockpit , a month after we namby - pamby Americans had themyanked from our shelves . Oh , Canada !
https://gizmodo.com/sunchips-new-100-compostable-bag-is-hilariously-ear-d-5616427
As Frito - Lay sustainability / LOUDNOISES hero Helmi Ansari explains above , in Canada it ’s more important to have a compost - compatible SunChip bag than to protect chip munchers from a 95 dB crinkle ( you start take a chance try loss somewhere around 90dB ) .
Besides , what ’s the big deal ? The telecasting shows pretty intelligibly that Helmi Ansari can take it . Are you read you ’re not man enough to practice the same bagful Helmi Ansari does ? Okay , that ’s hunky-dory , just let Frito - Lay Canada recognise what a ittle baby you are and they ’ll institutionalise you little baby ear nag for your little baby ears .
The gantlet ’s been thrown , America . And with John Boehner as my witness , I wo n’t take a breather until some domesticated purveyor of piquant snacks introduces a bag with at least a 100dB line . Hopefully more . Hell , I require a juice corner that makes my ears bleed . Because being the loud ? That ’s what this body politic was set up on . [ The Atlantic ]
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