Having shown us all that the way to win the world ’s heart is through syrupy , nebulous lyrics and lilting grownup - contemporary string , what more could Coldplay do to cement its trope as the Least Offensive Band on Earth ? How about a co - branding correspondence with Solio , the Almighty of a solar charger ?
Ignoring the satire of a solar - powered iPod battery charger sold by a dance orchestra hail from the land of perpetual gloom ( also : bad weather ) , we feel this co - branding establishes a frightening precedent for slapdash , smack - on marketing that will take a product we wish — and we do like the Solio just fine — and plow it into something we ’d be a bit embarrassed to have around . Unless they make an Ashlee Simpson rechargable Ni - Cad electric battery system , which would be so not bad omg .
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