Give Us A Movie About Cybrids

To make up for the want of human egg needed to create shank cadre farms , scientists have invented the “ cybrid , ” an animal nut pump full of human nuclear DNA . The idea is that stem cell refinement farm out of these cybrids can be used in humans because they will be mostly human — except for those vexatious mitochondrial DNA that live outside the nucleus in cellular phone . fit in to investigator , human - brute cybrids will never be more than conceptus whose stalk cells are glean for growing tissue paper or regrowing discredited brain cells in people stand from Alzheimer ’s disease . Anti - biotech activists are protest the ethic of all this , but I think we call for to keep go down the cybrid path so next summer I can see a kickass B - motion picture about the arrive cybrid menace . Ca n’t you see it ?

Somebody will rip off the CGI shite from Alien vs. Predator and create a menacing , drooling cybrid that ’s a human - rhinoceros compounding , or maybe a human - gator ? How about a human - bull jazz group , all horns and stompy menace ? There will be long pseudo - scientific speeches , a rummy “ cybridizing ” auto made out of an old HP printer , and of path the resulting cybrids will have the memories of the people whose DNA lives inside them . There will be a final scene where our intrepid “ full ” life scientist ( wreak by somebody like Sandra Bullock or Jeffrey Combs ) has to fight the sinister cybrid by appeal to its humanity , and the pointy , muscled , tooth - faced animal will remember the female parent or married woman of the someone whose deoxyribonucleic acid runs in its vein — a finis - up will reveal that its oh - so - human eyes have satisfy with rip . In that decrepit instant , it will be shot in the head by the one military guy wire in the lab who has n’t succumbed to its fangs or poisonous substance or something . correctly before the credits roll , we ’ll catch a glimpse of the egg it position in a lake or air vent or cellar .

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