This week , we watched with big weak eyes as the baby vampire Jessica met a boy and batted her prospicient cilium alluringly , at his pulsating jugular . True Bloodrecap , with spoilers , below .
genuine Blood connect up a few ( but not many ) informal end this calendar week , by freeing our boy Lafayette ( more on Sookie and Bill ’s half - hearted kindness towards the bleeding lady of pleasure afterwards ) and made Tara a bit more aware of what a tool Eggs is , guitar playing and weepy aroused talks aside .
Sookie was attacked by some horned beast and almost break down — again — and Eric get his sexy back . A skilful episode all in all , but the best moment come from side character Hoyt and Jessica .
Pro : Bill lastly say off Sookie for act like “ an irresponsible minor . ” sure enough , sure as shooting , he deliver a few VAMPIRES in his tirade , but the point still catch across . mayhap he ’s at last realizing his girlfriend is an moron and should n’t be intrust with any sort of actual province , ever . Speeding in the auto , the brace and their blood squall ward lament on each other until Sookie just ca n’t take it anymore and storms out , of trend . Why sit in a railcar and actually listen to others explicate to you why you have the maturity of a 5 - yr - old , when you’re able to leave and wind in the mirky supernatural swarthiness of a forest ? No danger to you and the relief of your friend there , right ?
flimflam : Sookie exits the motorcar , and within bit gets assail by a big bull monster . Once again Sookie is thrown into hurt ’s manner so she does n’t have to deal with her imbecile personality issues .
Con : With Sookie sputtering up foam and at demise ’s threshold ( fingers cross ! ) Bill range Jessica dwelling house , and she obeys like a small droid . So this is new . Bill can command his “ ward ” to do thing ? Why has n’t he been doing this from the beginning ? It seems like it would have saved him a lot of grief . But you have a go at it , these two wish to do everything the hard way .
Pro : Tiny lamia - hating Doctor Ludwig is delightful . She remind me ( and I ’m sure I ’m not alone ) of the terrific Zelda Rubinstein of Poltergeist celebrity , and that ’s not a bad matter .
Pro : Meanwhile , back at vampire hatin ’ church service camp , Jason train clock time off from the sexually charged Jesus sing - along to dream of angelical , long dead , cheery lamia Eddie . What a lovely surprise . I miss you Eddie , your departure was both cruel and pitiless . I do n’t like if it ’s as a nightmare or not , good to have Stephen Root around again . Plus , I ’m glad Jason is actually feel uncollectible about his new vampire - killing commission . indisputable it ’s going to take him some metre to number to terms with “ thoughts ” and “ emotion , ” but we all fuck at heart , Jason is a dear somebody . I shudder to think of Jason getting all taint by the Fellowship of the Light , but if it means more shirtless football montages in the time to come , I ’m game .
inmate : The heart line . Bad , bad True Blood .
Pro : Terry gets a little mad face time and is aces for calling out Sam on being a yellow bellied recreant . Poor Terry , he ’s the one person in this whole mess up alternative world that has full right to be as messed up as he wants to be ( remember he ’s a veteran ) and yet , he ’s the only one with any common sense . I wish the minuscule Terry moments of reality he bestow upon the cast from time to sentence .
Pro : During the Fellowship Of The Light ’s vampire testimonial , the vampire victim looks like she had a rough time as a vampire buffet . Poor girl is cover in fang marks — dainty touch . Also if these print do n’t heal , should n’t Sookie have a lot more bites all over her body ? Just sayin ’ .
Pro : If you did n’t think that Jason and the Pastor ’s wife were belong to get naked in the holy luminance for Jeebus , this little back and forth confessional should seal the raft . Plus , she later brought out her “ banana pudding ” which is a “ gash of promised land , ” and you know she “ does n’t whip out her pud for just anybody . ” pud = sexuality .
Con / Pro : Sookie wakes up all healed in a Fangtasia MT - shirt , which is alreadyup for salealong with Eric’spurty jewelry . Con for the plug Pro for anyone I see at Comic Con wearing this .
inmate : Tara and Eggs — the saga that no one deal about continues . For one strummy moment Eggs closed his eyes and play upon his guitar of self breakthrough . Everyone clap and Tara looked at Eggs with big moony eyes , because guitars are aphrodisiacal dontcha know ? In this dark , I wept when I was handed this sure-enough stringed instrument , I really felt like we peer into the soul of costly Eggs , and it was empty .
Pro : While Sookie is receive another mouthful of vampire parentage to heal her mysterious wounds , Eric vampire jumps in front of Bill and offer up his own vena , foreshadowing much ? That being said , I ’m starting to buy his whole I ’m too sexy for my previous haircut attitude . He ’s growing on me and I care it .
Pro : Ginger make Sookie a peanut butter and chocolate sirup sandwich , this does n’t surprise me at all .
Con : Sadly , we ’re forced back to the topless fun times at Maryann ’s home . It ’s get to be a sign when you ’ve got all sorts of ladies jumping around topless , and I ’m bore to tears . Move this plot forwards or retreat it : we know she run , or something , off of gender and general disarray . We get it , move on now , please .
Pro : Jason take care dinner at the Holy Family ’s house , at which he gets a public lecture on vampire hatin ’ , classic Jason mo : “ What ’s going on out there is a state of war . ” Jason turns to look . “ Not right now , Jason , but in general . ”
Pro : The entire Jessica - and - Hoyt seduction scene . There is just so much to love about their little courtship . The whole moment was fantastically clever , from the 2nd Jessica sit down and Hoyt ’s vein started heart rate to the look in her eye when she frighteningly orders a Tru Blood . This character has get on me in ways I did not imagine , and I ’m totally giving it up to the actress and Ball . It was so sweet and innocuous , this poor little girl has the sorry maker and “ pace mom ” ever . They post her home and forget about her , it was perfect for Hoyt to ill-use in with the easy hired man she so needed . As banality as the whole “ love soothes the wildcat beast ” it works here . specially when her fangs pop out in the heating of the moment and she reacts with , “ this is so awkward I ’d snuff it is I was n’t already dead . ” Plus , the camera have it off Jessica , she ’s glowing this whole episode .
Pro : An additional pro needs to added to the lamia playing Wii moment , Bill has a Wii ? I do n’t believe it but oh if I did n’t deform into a puddle on the floor when Hoyt said , “ may I ? ” before holding her hand . This is the kind of thing Bill tries to draw over and comes across as forced ( for me ) … sigh , southerly man .
Con : After discovering that Eric has been keeping Lafayette in the cellar of Fangtasia ( pro to Eric for being so “ meh ” about the whole thing ) , Sookie and Bill make a deal with Eric in exchange for L ’s life . They then pile him into Bill ’s car and drop their dear friend who was tortured , course upon and starve on the front whole step of his sign . Sure they offered their aid , but you could recite it was half - hearted BS . I can not conceive him catch out of the car after promising to have a vet look at his giant gunfire wound . You multitude are truly radio beacon of compassion . I ’m so glad you waited five seconds before getting back to important things , like talking about your human relationship . Truly there ’s so much “ good ” in both of you . They could n’t take 5 minute away from feel drab for themselves to check that Lafayette is settle in and OK . It does n’t matter if he protest — he was BLEEDING FROM A GUN SHOT WOUND , you ego absorbed psychotics . Sookie and Bill , I go for you two get eaten by wolf people .
Con : Aaaand back to the sottish sex party , again , which I ’m still bored with . Eggs and the random boobs young lady merit each other they both have about the same amount of acting talent .
yard bird : Sam ’s feel dear and running in the Sir Henry Joseph Wood with his other puppy friend . He end up naked in a lake with unexampled waitress Daphne , because dress are all but forbidden in Bon Temps . Any one else interested in this new Daphne is a lusus naturae plot ? I may be full up on monsters for decently now . I ’m go to need some Maryann resolve before I go about send to any unexampled beasties .
So that ’s it , there ’s a break for a week and then we ’re all going to Dallas for vampire mystery resolution .
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